The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
My boob is missing a layer of skin
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Randomize
