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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
As shirtless as possible
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We have started to decorate penises.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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