Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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