her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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