Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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