I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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