windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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