M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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