Did you just see the Batmobile???
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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