How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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