So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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