I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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