I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I would fuck him just for his dog
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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