Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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