is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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