Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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