you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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