and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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