i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
