She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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