so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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