She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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