There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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