Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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