Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Randomize
