the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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