and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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