I have demons in me.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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