I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
high people should be assigned attendants
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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