I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
My liver is preforming stress tests.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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