Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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