ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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