i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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