And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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