I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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