dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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