please come you make the beer taste better
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
