god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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