Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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