Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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