Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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