it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
