Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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