Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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