Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Randomize
