She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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