Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My bed is full of blood and feathers
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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