But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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