it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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