Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I can't put those talents on a resume
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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