i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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