put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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