no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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