I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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