East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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