I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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